Jokes about trademark attorneys and lawyers

Why did the trademark attorney become a baker? Because he wanted to put a trademark on his "knead-to-know" basis!
How do you save a drowning trademark lawyer? Take your foot off their portfolio!
Why don't trademark attorneys play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they've already trademarked all the good spots!
What’s a trademark lawyer’s favorite exercise? Squatting... on trademarks!
Why did the trademark attorney break up with the internet? Too many cookies and not enough privacy policies!
How does a trademark lawyer propose? "Will you be the registered owner of my heart?"
What’s a trademark lawyer’s favorite type of music? Anything as long as it’s not confusing!
Why did the trademark attorney always carry a pencil? You never know when you'll need to draw a line under an infringing use!
What did the trademark lawyer say to the skunk? "I believe you have a scent mark to protect."
Why are trademark attorneys bad at marathons? They can't help stopping to claim every mile marker as their own!

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